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Drunk attempts to row home

A last drink proved one too many for a 78-year-old Swede who fell asleep while trying to row home - from Denmark. Reports say the man had been drinking in the Danish town of Helsingor but found he did not have enough money for the ferry home to Sweden.

Instead of waiting until morning, he stole a dinghy and tried to row the 5km (three miles) across the Oresund Strait to Helsingborg, police said. But he fell asleep half way and drifted until he was rescued by the coastguard.

The man, who has not been named, was found still asleep in the bottom of the boat, and towed back across the strait - a busy shipping lane - to Denmark.

He was put on the next ferry home after he had sobered up, writes the Danish news service Ritzau. Police said the owner of the dinghy had decided not to press charges.

Projects

Just managed to catch up with some peeps in terms of their blogs - and it seems I have missed out on quite a bit! I must admit, now that uni has finished i'm finding it very hard to procrastinate because i'm not being left alone. I'm working 5 days a week (40 hours a week) and weekends I spent babysitting leaving very little time to sit down. This actually makes me rather depressed. I miss procrastinating!

As I was reading around, some people mentioned about their Summer (our Winter) projects that they're undertaking over the break. I want to be able to work on such a project! Making something, learning something, redecorating etc...

BUT:

Time is limited WORSE than before
My room is office-like and thus, adding colour and decoration will only make my room funnier

The only thing I've been doing that's "me" time is fixing/renewing my iphone.

I kinda wish I had time and an idea for a "project" to work on - keep myself busy on a different level you know?

All this thinking has made me come to a final thought:

Procrastination and lack of creativity

Ah, THAT's why I don't start projects.

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Fact

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Useless web fact #432
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Nerd rating 9/10

The web universe increased by 3.9 million sites this month. When you

have a drink with friends this week, you can casually drop into the

conversation that there are now 172,338,726 websites in the world.
<http://news.netcraft.com/archives/2008/06/index.html>http://news.netcraft.com/archives/2008/06/index.html

A good many of which are utterly pointless. But make you smile.
http://www.exactcenteroftheinternet.com

and
http://utterlypointless.com/>http://utterlypointless.com/

IM IN OVER MY HEAD

Free personality analysis from ColorQuiz.com.
Generated on Thu Jul 3 10:33:35 2008.

Your Existing Situation

Readily participates in things that provide excitement or stimulation. Wants to feel exhilarated.

Your Stress Sources

Wants to overcome a feeling of emptiness and to bridge the gap which she feels separates herself from others. Anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to explore all its possibilities, and to live it to the fullest. She therefore resents any restriction or limitation being imposed on her and insists on being free and unhampered.

Your Restrained Characteristics

Feels that she cannot do much about her existing problems and difficulties and that she must make the best of things as they are. Able to achieve satisfaction from sexual activity.

Your Desired Objective

Needs a change in her circumstances or in her relationships which will permit relief from stress. Seeking a solution which will open up new and better possibilities and allow hopes to be fulfilled.

Your Actual Problem

Feels restricted and prevented from progressing; seeking a solution which will remove these limitations.

Your Actual Problem #2

The fear that she may be prevented from achieving the things she wants leads her into a relentless search for satisfaction in the pursuit of illusory or meaningless activities.

Stepping Along

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It's funny being gone for so long. Been trying to log onto Vox for ages and every time it hasn't been loading properly and I lose interest. What has happened so far? I dunno. I can hardly remember anything - I've written down things that I wanted to post about for a while but now, when Vox finally works I have no idea what to say.

I have had free time. Vigourously looking for a graduate job - landed one and hopefully will sign a contract shortly. It's a standard job that will hopefully take me places, and now that I've sealed that job for next year I am now able to organise a decent trip somewhere. Need money though. Anyone care to donate?

The job is good in the sense that it will give me new challenges. I don't think I can do what I do now forever. Although I love the company I work for now - there's just no place for me to move. It was funny, the new place wanted to call my manager as a reference before they can offer me the job but then my manager has been so busy he never returned any calls. So the place called me and I just spun around and asked my manager then and there to be my reference. That was the weirdest request I made to him ever. So random and on the spot! I dont' think he expected it.

What else? Oh we're moving areas at the office, so I lose my window seat - going to miss that fun...Gee, come to think of it I haven't done much beyond work. Pretty much the day after my exam I've been working and working and working...

Graduation - the day I wear that expensive robe and crap? Well, I've decided to miss it for September and October this year and shift it to Autumn next year. That way I will have the rest of the year "off".

Oh, and I went on a tragic date. How is it that we have so much to joke about daily and yet run out of conversation at a date? I'll leave you all in suspense for the fun of it...

Moose wedding

The male moose mascot of a tiny North Dakota town has a mate, and she's the city's namesake.

Joe the Moose has long been the mascot on the sign leading into Anamoose, in north-central North Dakota. But officials of the town of about 260 decided to give him a mate, Ana, and held a mock wedding Saturday in celebration. Maury Becker, a resident who acted as minister of the ceremony, told the guests he was joining Joe and Ana "in an estate of continual turmoil," and officially declared them "miserable mates."

The moose couple -- Ron Cartwright as Ana and Barb Martin as Joe -- cut the wedding cake and handed out what they called moose droppings.

"Really, you've got to have a little fun and live a little," said Danelle Olson, the pastor of the United Community Baptist Church of Anamoose. "It's a silly event. But, you know, sometimes you've got to act a little silly to keep your sanity in life."

Offensive name change

A New Mexico appeals court on Friday ruled against a Los Alamos man who wanted to change his name to a phrase containing a popular four-letter obscenity.

The man appealed after a state district judge in Bernalillo County refused his request to change his name to "F--- Censorship!"

Judge Nan Nash ruled that the proposed name change was "obscene, offensive and would not comport with common decency."

The man - whose current legal name is Variable - argued on appeal that it was improper government censorship to deny him the name change.

"We do not believe that the district court's action infringes on petitioner's right to free speech," a three-judge panel of the Court of Appeals said in its ruling.

The man has the right to call himself whatever he wants, unless there's fraud or misrepresentation involved, the judges said.

But once he seeks court approval for a name change, the court has the authority to turn him down on several grounds, including if the name is offensive to common decency and good taste, the judges ruled.

That law was clarified in a 2004 case in the same court that apparently involved the same petitioner. In that case, an Albuquerque man whose name was Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon got the go-ahead from the appeals court to change his name to Variable.

Son turns his dead dad into a teapot

John Lowndes has no problem stirring up happy memories of his dad after putting his ashes in an urn with a difference.

He found that when Ian died 10 years ago aged 75, one of the things he missed most was their tradition of putting the world to rights over a nice cuppa.

So he brewed up the idea of giving him leaf eternal by having his ashes mixed with clay to make a teapot.

John, 54, said: "Those cups of tea with dad were special and when he died I really missed them."

John, of Broad Haven, Pembrokeshire, approached local potter Neil Richardson who made two teapots - in case one breaks. John added: "Dad would understand. The only thing more appropriate would have been a pint glass."

28/06/2008

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ok ok ok ok ok...

ok ok ok ok ok. so i wrote all those blogs about being so happy to be single yadda yadda yadda. omg. the best thing that ever happened to me was breaking up with rob. i feel like im 16 yr old girl.

i met. the best guy. and i dont even care if we dont date. because he's awesome at making out. and thats all this girl needs right now. cuddle/makeout. <33

shallow. superficial. stupid.

lust is awesome.